New Spock

from Through The Door by Char MacKay

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lyrics

New Spock, after the movie we all agreed
You look like a psycho from network TV
But you could be the guy to win our hearts

You have emerald eye shadow from Maybelline
Your uniform's blue and your blood is green
You've given the whole franchise a new start

New Spock, you're hot
Don't let the networks make you a villain you're not
You can have Pon Far
In my rag top car
And whisper sweet logical nothings while reading my thoughts
Oh, oh, oh, Spock

You are the Vulcan that I adore
You know just what a tricorder's for
So Latinize some words and make me squeal

New Kirk is a cutie but still the same
He has twice the ego but half the brain
He doesn't have that Kolonar appeal

New Spock, you're hot
Don't let the networks make you a villain you're not
You can have Pon Far
In my rag top car
And whisper sweet logical nothings while reading my thoughts
Oh, oh, oh, Spock

I fantasize we're both out in space
You need volunteers to restore your race
I'll do my green peace best and raise my hand

The old Vulcan planet just went kaboom!
So what's a green salmon supposed to do?
We'll build a Vulcan beach house in the sand

New Spock, you're hot
Don't let the networks make you a villain you're not
You can have Pon Far
In my rag top car
And whisper sweet logical nothings while reading my thoughts
Oh, oh, oh, Spock

Old Spock was adorable for his time
But let's just face it he's past his prime
But he's still sweet as pie. That's vegetarian.

Even though he must be about hundred and three
He's still a pretty fine sight to see
Not all his female fans are septuagenarians

New Spock, you're hot
Don't let the networks make you a villain you're not
You can have Pon Far
In my rag top car
And whisper sweet logical nothings while reading my thoughts
Oh, oh, oh, Spock ......Oh, Spock

credits

from Through The Door, released October 13, 2017
Char MacKay - vocals
Maya Bohnhoff - harmony vocals
Jeff Bohnhoff - electric and acoustic guitar, bass, drum programming

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Char MacKay Spokane, Washington

I’ve been writing and performing songs at conventions since 1995. Through The Door is a collection of some of the most popular songs, inspired by authors (like Lois McMaster Bujold) TV (Star Trek, Game of Thrones), gaming, and general silly things like nursery rhymes and my take on the world. I hope you enjoy listening to them as much as I enjoyed writing them. ... more

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